Tucker Carlson, playing the Hanged Man, captivates with his confusion as the Great Dane swoons in deep respect for the courageous media heavyweight who has somehow managed to not see any of this for . . . how long?
Dane, in feigned ignorance, he baffles,
Tucker can’t figure it out! Dane, tell us how have I missed this?!
Well I just can’t imagine how I could’ve missed two decades worth of videos and photos and beligerant plebs screaming about the weather, how did I miss it, as such a seasoned and responsible journalist?!
How long have you been in this fight, 20 years, wow, have you managed to talk to anyone of significance in the government? Gavin Newsome ignored you? WOW! Unbelievable! I mean, to be expected, right, because he’s left, right, get it?!
Blindsided! I never thought to ask about those crazy lines before, I just thought like, wow, crazy conspiracy nut jobs, but you Great Dane are so rational! I can totally see it now! WOW!
Tis the season of the Saturn lovers, and we all could use a plot twist about now anyway, am I right?!
