Oh goodie, the race is on again, I could hardly wait! It’s so thrilling, isn’t it, choosing the next puppet who will lead us into endless wars?! I’ll tell y’all, I just can’t get enough of it. Every time it happens, I’m just amazed, and I LOVE to be amazed!
Every one who knows me knows I just love to be amazed. My exceptionally large fan base knows especially how much I adore one progressive candidate in particular, Marianne Williamson.
I met her, you know! So COOL! We had hotel rooms right next to each other for 3 whole nights, we’re like practically Besties! I know I impressed her totally, because she spent at least five minutes telling me what I should do and who I should be. It was so amazing!
Oprah loves her too, btw, so, she’s a shoe-in for sure! I’m not sure if she was in the debate though, I can’t watch those events, it’s just too much excitement for me! I’m breathless in minutes. And you know, she’s a spiritual teacher approved of by the Club of Rome, so we all need to learn from her great gifts. Like, yesterday, already!
Or, maybe. . . I don’t know, I could easily choose one from the other side too I find amazing in equal awesome ways.
But, it’s tough, there’s just soo much LOVE to go around, for ALL of them! Equally!
This lame attempt at satire inspired by a truly funny lady I hope you’ll check out pronto. 🙂
Here she is funny.
And here she is smart. Now that’s talent, America!
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Well written…cracked me up because I feel exactly the same way…I never participate in the cirrus cirrus…who wields the whip that flays my back is meaningless to me. it is the fact the whip exists that is the problem. I have no use for any of these parasites! I live quite fine without them
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