To y’all, from me, your rude, arrogant, selfish, bitchy, teasing, crazy, conspiracy theorist, antagonistic, irrational, petty, entitled, condescending, hermit-spinster, witch-doctor, gray hag, squirrel-cheeked, monkey-faced, mostly bitter, salty, solipsistic, rage-filled, nobody of an American homesteader.
YUP, that’s my 50 year old cleavage in a 35 year old hand-beaded necklace gifted by my mother-in-law. It’s also a tribute, then and now, to Handy Hubby’s new life, and all that he may be missing. And gaining.
And there’s that pesky teasing coming out again.
More on that, so much more, don’t go away. Hasta pronto . . .
In the meantime . . . Celebrate YOURSELF!
In my humble opinion, Halloween is when the spirits are begging us, goading us even, to celebrate our precious LIFE! As in, those final precious hours before it’s all over.
Kensho Homestead 
Looking forward to it—and sooner or later my marzipan layer will resurface—so keep a tastebud out for that! 😉
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I’m pandering to the LCD right now. If you’re bored and really want to punish yourself, you can look off my home page – the tabs under “writing.” A variety of prose types and subjects there including all but the best and often most often impolite pieces. I see your “salt” and I’ve no problem with it. Thanks for responding. I’ll be lookin-in from time to time.
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Hopefully you’ll not be able to figure them out, I like to keep folks guessing. :). And, I love salty, coarse grain especially, but thanks for the warning!
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You can be quite humorous. I’m still trying to figure your posts out. But I enjoy them, keep’m coming. BTW you’re new to spwilcenwrites – so I’ll caution you, the old gaff goes over the edge sometimes, forgets to play nice. Grain of salt and all.
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