Faucian Bargains in the Sentient World Simulation 

I need to keep my job!  I have bills you know!

Of course you do.  I understand.

My kids need to go to school.  My toddler needs daycare.

Yes, they do.  Don’t worry.

I was really sick last August.  It was awful.  I missed 3 days of work.

I’m sorry to hear that.

We are so overworked in our department, people keep quitting!

But why, I thought it was a good job?

Well I guess they just don’t really need the money and they don’t really care, do they!

Clearly not.  Of course, that could be a good thing for you.

Being over-worked!  How do you figure?

Less competition, more room for advancement.

Oh yes, that’s true.  Good point.  The more unvaxxed around the better for me.

Now you’re getting it.  I’m proud of you.  I have a holiday gift for you and I’m going to put your name in for our next conference in Paris.

Wow!  Thanks!  That would be awesome!

Just keep this gift up-to-date and you never know.