A puppet or a string Or a puppet on a string Or wouldn’t you know Influence is everything
Nobody loves you when you’re down and out Another story altogether when you’re flush with clout Sweet is the life, no sorrow the story Lift him up, shoot him down Ring around the rosy
Sweet is the life, no sorrow the story A fresh paint job, keep smiling Ring around Their rosary Silly McMuffins cry death’s a story
But it doesn’t have to be like this That story told from His Petrogliphs McQuota meets Mass Misfits That’s what I say
It doesn’t have to be like this Influence is everything Hear what I say They will shift your night from day
Just stay away Don’t swallow their lies Don’t inject their poisons Don’t eat their fruits Don’t Don’t Don’t Don’t let them take your mind Your soul is not for sale Don’t let them get Under your skin Don’t let them touch your scentmost intransigentSo effervescent
Mysterious to some. Known to a precious few. Invisble to others. Inconsequential to most.
The fundamental question remains: Do the origins matter?
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And if you say they don’t, but the others say they do. Does that matter to you?
What do you care? Can another make you care? That is the ACTUAL question.
Such is the task of the new profession called Activism.
If I can get you to care about A today, and B tomorrow, and C next week, that makes me a better Activist.
Influence is Everything AIEIO And on this farm . . .
Like the serpent, provoking Or the embers, stoking The winds then evoking
Power, so they say The power to what? To influence The tides, the lives, the minds Terroire Territory
Space Outer space, deep space, near space Inner space
It’s all about that Great Big Race The Human Race The race against time, the race of space, the race for EVERYTHING THE race that begat the wars The wars against poverty, the war against bacteria, The war against hate Right before the war for Freedom
Elaborate spiral staircase, at the Nathaniel Russell House in South Carolina. Original image from Carol M. Highsmiths America, Library of Congress collection. Digitally enhanced by rawpixel.h
And that begat the Solutions Those for the soil and for the folk Those for peace And those for hope
Legacy or burden have you considered the difference? Gifts or curses does that difference matter?
What is a favor? What if your favor is not my flavor? Preferences Do they really matter?
The winds of change Gusts, sudden, and not exactly random A spiral sequence Tones the man cannot understand Infuriating and cleansing and inevitable HIM His hyme so diminished Rythme so consternated, disconfigurated So palpably deflated HIS never-ending upward spiral Circling the drain Such a Goddamn shame?
Question to ask the Assigned Sages of the modern day: How do you innovate your way out of a Death Cult?
“You know how many of us have been calling for an actual experiment with net zero? Take a town, make it net-zero and see how it works, that sort of thing? Well, we just got what we wanted in Paris.
Since I don’t really follow the Olympics, it was belatedly that I learned this year’s edition was supposed to be the greenest in the history of the games but when I did learn it eventually, it was more than I could have ever asked for. Predominantly vegetarian food, no air conditioning in athletes’ rooms and on the buses that transport the athletes to the venues, eco-friendly mattresses, swimming in the Seine instead of pools (I’m not sure how exactly this falls under the net-zero label but whatever) — the French had really taken their net-zero mission seriously. And they promptly turned into a laughing stock.
I’m sure you’ve all seen the reports. Teams bringing their own ACs. Teams moving out of the Olympic village to get some air-conditioned comfort and decent food. Athletes getting sick after swimming in the Seine. And, of course, the massive outcry against the vegetarian menus — and the very pertinent suggestion by Tammy Nemeth that if richer teams could afford to move to hotels but poorer ones couldn’t, wasn’t that an unfair advantage? The Paris Olympics have turned into a summary of the energy transition in a nutshell: a complete disregard of physical realities in favour of a fantastical goal that has about the same chance of succeeding as a vegan hockey team beating a meat-eating team.
Of course, there has been a backlash from veganists on the food topic. After those responsible for catering to the athletes discovered — with much surprise, I’m sure — that professional athletes cannot perform optimally on a 60% vegan diet, the menu was “adjusted”, meaning changed. Athletes breathed a sigh of relief but veganists and vegetarians jumped at the chance to cry foul. “Athletes requiring high animal protein diets is a myth that has been busted a long time ago. Those perpetuating it in these Games aren’t basing their arguments on science,” the policy manager of the European Vegetarian Union, because there is such a thing, told Euronews.
Of course it’s a myth, just like the myth that oil and gas produce more reliable energy supply than wind and solar. That’s probably why the history of sports is so full of vegan champions across disciplines. And that’s why people in countries with a lot of wind and solar pay so much less for energy than people in countries that focus on hydrocarbons.
I haven’t seen an explanation of the gastrointestinal problems athletes developed after swimming in the Seine but they could be probably put down to that increase in meat, eggs, and carbohydrates that the organisers were forced to provide. Meat and eggs are, after all, bad for us. Or it’s climate change. In a charming attempt at what passes for journalism these days, Global News wrote that “It’s not yet clear if the illnesses were due to Seine’s water quality – which has been a constant concern in the lead-up to and throughout the Games.” They’re perfectly correct, of course. All the athletes that fell ill did so after dipping in the Seine but hey, correlation does not mean causation, right? Right? It could totally be the meat and the eggs. Or it’s climate change. By the same token, a recent Wall Street Journal report attributed the fact that Californians pay the highest electricity prices in the country besides Hawaii to climate change. It’s not the mad dash to build as much solar as there’s space available. It’s not the equally mad dash to turn all Californians into EV drivers. No. It’s climate change:
“Across the country, fires, hurricanes and other extreme weather associated with rapidly warming temperatures are prompting utilities to take expensive steps to protect electric lines and generators. Utilities are also pouring money into increasing capacity to handle surging demand.” There you have it. It’s climate change and nothing else.
Now how about that decision to leave athletes with no air-conditioning smack in the middle of summer? Well, first of all, the only reason it was this hot in Paris in the middle of July was, yes, you guessed it, climate change. We know this courtesy of the World Economic Forum, which recently enlightened us that “temperatures experienced by athletes during the Paris Olympics “would not have occurred without human-induced climate change”.” Source?
That thing called the World Weather Attribution, which is not at all like a pharma company that makes up an illness so it can develop a drug to cure it. In other news, wind turbines are perfectly safe for animals both onshore and offshore, solar does not mess up the soil for future use, and green hydrogen is totally cheap and not just hype at all.
Based on all this, it is utterly incomprehensible why so many athletes moved out of the Olympic village and why many others brought their own AC units. It is equally — and utterly — incomprehensible why Glencore decided to not spin its coal business off after all, and why Maersk, which had promised to go all-methanol and zero-LNG with its ships suddenly says it will actually be buying a lot of LNG ships — that can incidentally work with regular bunkering, too. In a world fraught with incomprehensible things, a glimmer of perfect comprehensibility was delivered to all willing to see this week by the FT. In a story titled, rather comically, The IEA’s divisive mission to decide the future of oil, the publication wrote that “The IEA’s forecasts matter. Governments, oil companies and investors rely on the agency as a trusted source on global energy to inform their policies and strategies.”
I’m not done yet. The FT then went on to write “But its forecasts have faced criticism in the past from climate activists for not predicting the rapid rollout of renewables and are now being attacked by fossil fuel advocates as too supportive of the energy transition.”
Oh how I love a good laugh in the morning! Or, any time of day. This is a Substack, The Farce Feed, I just found and I just have to share today’s post, soo funny.
My favorite part of this post: “with bonus points for dramatic reenactments of historical injustices.” 😂. What’s yours??
“In a move that has highlighted the absurdity of modern day politics, Democrats have announced plans to host the first-ever “Oppression Olympics,” a series of tournaments aimed at determining who holds the prestigious title of the most oppressed and marginalized person in the world.
The five-day event, scheduled to take place in Portland, OR, is sponsored by The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) and the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), and promises to be a spectacle like no other. Below is a partial list of scheduled games.
“Mental Gymnastics”: Contestants will dodge facts and reason for dear life using as many logical fallacies and false equivalents as they can muster up in a given time, with virtue signaling prowess taken into consideration.
“Microaggression Marathon”: Participants must navigate a course filled with tiny, seemingly harmless comments and actions, earning points for the most exaggerated reactions.
“Privilege Pole Vault”: Athletes compete to see who can vault over the highest bar of privilege, with extra points awarded for creative excuses, responsibility rejection and privilege-checking mid-air.
“Gender Pronoun Juggling”: Contestants juggle multiple gender neo-pronouns while engaging in casual conversation, with penalties for any slip-ups or misgendering.
“Triggered Triathlon”: A grueling test of mental fortitude, participants must navigate through a series of triggering scenarios, from controversial opinions to unexpected confrontations, all while maintaining their composure and resisting the urge to rant on TikTok.
“Safe Space Synchronized Swimming”: Teams of synchronized swimmers perform routines while staying within the confines of their designated safe spaces, complete with emotional support dolphins.
“Woke Weightlifting”: the point is to see the least amount of weight contestants can lift before breaking a sweat, while replenishing with soy protein shakes in between half-assed sets of bicep curls.
“Inclusive Interpretive Dance”: Dancers express themes of diversity and inclusion through interpretive dance, incorporating elements of different cultures and identities while avoiding any hint of cultural appropriation.
“Snowflake Snowboarding”: A group of extremely easily offended participants snowboard down a course made with artificial snowflakes, and the winner gets to cut ties with the other competitors over a minor difference of opinion.
“Critical Relay Race Theory”: Teams of runners pass infinity stones of wokeness to one another while espousing divisive Marxist ideology.
“Defund the Polo” (AKA “Pro-Crime Cycling”): contestants will attempt to one-up each other by stating the most egregious crime they’re willing to excuse and decriminalize, including rape, murder and necrophilia.
The winners of each competition will face off in a final battle, the “Oppression Obstacle Course,” where competitors navigate a course filled with obstacles representing various forms of oppression, from glass ceilings to institutionalized racism, with bonus points for dramatic reenactments of historical injustices. First place champion will win the coveted position of Harvard University president, complete with a $1.5 million salary, while second and third place will be awarded positions of their choosing in the Biden administration, in addition to sponsorships from feminine hygiene product companies, unless, of course, they are biologically female.
In response, Republicans have announced “Based ball,” where chuds will compete in a game of moral convictions, righteous indignation and moral panic, with an emphasis on cult of personality, excusing obvious flaws and colluding with the opposing team among the higher ranks.
“We believe it’s important to recognize and celebrate the struggles of the oppressed,” said one Democratic organizer, struggling to keep a straight face. “And what better way to do that than by turning it into a competition?”
Critics have been quick to point out the absurdity of the event, accusing Democrats of trivializing genuine issues of oppression and marginalization in their quest for woke virtue signaling. “This is just another example of the left’s obsession with identity politics,” remarked one skeptical observer. “Instead of focusing on real solutions to real problems, they’re busy staging a circus of victimhood.”
But supporters of the Oppression Olympics argue that it’s a necessary step towards anti-racism and decolonization, and anyone who disagrees is a homophobic, transphobic Nazi deserving of physical assault and cancellation.
As the world braces itself for the spectacle of the century, one thing is for certain: the Oppression Olympics are sure to be a gold medal-worthy display of absurdity, proving once and for all that when it comes to the delicate art of offense-taking, nobody does it better than far-left extremists. What are your thoughts on this newly announced series of competitions, and are there any games you’d like to see added to the list? Let us know in the comments below!”
I think they’re new, so I hope you’ll go there and send some love! 🥰